• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: They're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

My favorite artist would have to be God, because he created me and I am a masterpiece.
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